Monday's full moon in neat freak Virgo blows the whistle on all of our bad habits. Translation: Clean up, you effin' slobs! There, the Virgo full moon feels better now, having gotten that out. Clean and green are what Virgo is all about, so reach for eco-friendly counter sprays and organic produce this week. While there's no need to go on an, ahem, fruitless juice cleanse, if you've been labouring under the delusion that small batch bourbon and salted caramels are actual food groups — this week could bring a reckoning. Make that a burst of inspiration, actually. Let those moonbeams illuminate workouts that are actually fun and superfood-rich recipes that actually taste good, like these.
Although the week starts with major reality checks, it ends with a fantastic voyage. The sun and soulful Neptune host their annual meet-up on Sunday, calling our poetic, imaginative, and "go with the flow" vibes out of hiding. Turn the weekend into an artist's retreat or a spa getaway; book an appointment with an intuitive or healer. Keep the trusty diary handy as this transit sets the stage for some serious introspection, too. But first, there could be some chaos and confusion. Like shining a bright light (the sun) into fog (Neptune), we can only see what’s right in front of us — not the way off distance. The beauty of this Sun-Neptune merger? It helps us embrace “the power of now” and notice all the beautiful (or beautifully flawed) aspects of life that we’ve been overlooking. Bring on the illuminating wake-up calls!
Pisces
Who will be the Calvin to your Taylor, the Tyga to your Kylie or, uh, something like that? With Monday's full moon in Virgo and your house of committed twosomes, a relationship could become official. (Do we hear bells?) Business collaborations could also crystallise in the two weeks after this full moon. Follow that urge to merge, but make sure to lawyer up. Legal matters resolve under this full moon, you'll want to put everything in writing. Have you been enjoying the single lifestyle? You could be trading in that title within two weeks of this full moon — keep your mind and heart open. The right person could make the sacrifice of all that "me time" worth your while.
Your magic is not to be messed with this weekend Pisces. On Sunday, the brilliant sun aligns with your ruling planet Neptune, making you a complete enchantress. Both heavenly bodies will be in Pisces — talk about charm! This is the day to bring your hidden talents to light or to make a bold move on your own behalf. The law of attraction is also on your side. Stop dwelling and focus on what you DO want to manifest — heck, make another vision board while you’re at it. Keeping a clear picture of your desires can bring them to life at lightning speed.
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Aries
Structures. Systems. Routines. Monday's full moon in efficiency-obsessed Virgo brings some order to your court. Parse through the chaos and clutter, Aries, with a mission to downsize. Scaling back and simplifying helps you appreciate (and actually see) the good stuff you have. This full moon could bring big developments at work, even a job offer. You have your efforts of the past six months to thank for this. But if no one notices what you've been up to, make a point of strategically tooting your own horn over the next two weeks. You might even set up a performance review where you can walk your boss through your contributions of the past year. Make sure there is room in your schedule for fitness and actually stepping away from your desk to eat a healthy, recharging lunch each day. In all that you do, follow the rule of KISS: Keep It Simple Sweetheart. A pared-down plan might be even more stunning than a complex one now.
On Sunday, healing Neptune makes its annual connection to the illuminating sun — an eye-opening moment for self-reflection. Have you been hanging on to a grudge or punishing someone for not living up to their hype? Resentment is like downing a glass of poison and expecting the other person to keel over. It just doesn’t work that way, Aries. Do yourself a favour and work on releasing that anger. Forgiving doesn’t mean forgetting or even getting friendly with the offending party. It simply means accepting that the situation happened, distilling the lessons, and moving on. Have one last rant, even write in your journal and (safely) burn the pages. Then, declare this subject off limits for good. You have better uses for your brain than ruminating on that old drama!
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Taurus
Grab that selfie stick. Your live-out-loud moment arrives with Monday's full moon in Virgo and your fifth house of fame, glamour, and romance. This is your week to shine, Taurus, and unapologetically self-promote. But keep it classy and polished. Debuting half-finished work would be unwise as critical Virgo likes everything fine-tuned. Are you ready for your close-up? The two weeks following this full moon could shuttle you into the media spotlight or onto the stage. A maybe or maybe-not romantic situation could finally fall into the proper category. Or you could meet someone who totally sweeps you off your feet. Got babies on the brain? This fertile full moon could bring a happy surprise from the old stork. Not ready to rock that cradle? Protect with extra precautions and think about giving birth to a creative brainchild while your artistic powers are in such rare form.
This weekend, the sun connects with elusive Neptune in your 11th house of teamwork. Time to get real: Does the Taurus squad truly have your back, or have it in the way you need? Don't get frustrated if the answer right now is "no." People aren't mind readers, so try spelling it out for your crew. Have you been taking your supporters for granted? Make them Sunday dinner and shower them with gratitude. Has someone shady infiltrated your inner circle? You could be dealing with some eyebrow raising behaviour this weekend. Don't sweep it under the rug. You might have to cut this person loose before things get worse. Once trust is broken, it’s hard to get it back.
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Gemini
Visions of graphic wallpaper, sheepskin throws, and vintage chandeliers dancing through your head? Monday's full moon in Virgo lights up your domestic fourth house. The decor bug could bite — or you could start furiously pinning design inspiration for a future update. Ready to relocate? This full moon could find you pulling up the stakes and searching for a new place to hang your fedora. Warning: A family feud could erupt, especially if your values don't align. Aim for resolution — as in "Let's agree to disagree" instead of getting sucked into a moral debate.
Some career confusion may ensue near the weekend when the sun and Neptune get together in your 10th house. You may feel uninspired or even overwhelmed by trying to figure out what to be “When you grow up.” Deep breaths, Gemini, as you are likely overthinking it. The right question to ask is simply, “What’s next?” If you've hit a roadblock, apprenticing alongside the pros is a savvy shortcode, even if you have to offer up some free labour in exchange for the insider’s view of how things are done. It could simply be a confidence boost you need or some legit feedback. Send your boss or client an email about having lunch next week. If there is room for improvement, isn't it better to know? Don't be afraid of the constructive critique.
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Cancer
Shyness begone! Monday's full moon in your communication house blesses you the gift of gab. Got an idea to pitch, a podcast to record, a presentation to make? You’ll be the silverest of the silver-tongued devils for the coming two weeks. Plug in the mic, line up those PowerPoint graphics, and make your case! An issue with a sibling, BFF or neighbour could resolve amicably under this lunar light. Time to bury the hatchet, Cancer — which might require you to get off that high horse (glug). Sure, you might be "right" about this situation from a technical perspective. But turning the matter into a me-versus-you scenario is doing nothing to bring back the love. If you can't work out a compromise, can you agree to disagree?
This weekend, let yourself dream of far-flung vistas. Then, start researching ticket prices, particularly for any voyage that feels like a spiritual pilgrimage or creativity-boosting adventure. With the sun and flowy Neptune meeting in your travel sector on Sunday, a "super soul spring break" could come together fast. Or slip off this weekend for an enchanted escape. You might even add a nostalgic component to the journey, returning to a place from your early childhood or signing up for a one-day yoga and meditation retreat.
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Leo
Make it rain, Leo! Monday's full moon in Virgo lights up the second house of work and money and could bring in a serious windfall. If you've been on the hustle for the past six months, this will definitely be the case. A job offer or inquiry from a dream client could pop up in your Inbox within two weeks of this full moon. But don't wait to be sought out. Take the helm with strategic self-promotion. Polish up your LinkedIn profile, rev up your resume, and make sure your professional presentation is tight. If you've been saving up responsibly, the full moon green-lights a decadent purchase. Think: practical luxury, like that buttery leather bag that fits your laptop or the swingy cape coat that can take you from winter into spring.
A second money making moment arrives this weekend when the sun and imaginative Neptune weave their energies in your eighth house of wealth. One of your hobbies could turn into a profit machine. Maybe it’s time to open up that Etsy store or shoot a video for a crowdfunding campaign. Then again, you might just spend the weekend in bed with a special guest star. The eighth house is the erotic realm, and this cosmic combo sends you straight into the fantasy zone. But if you’ve been confusing sex and love, some illuminating insights will arrive. Recategorise appropriately so you don’t waste time trying to turn a player into a prince. Not that you can't enjoy a spicy hookup this weekend, regardless...
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Virgo
The past is behind you, Virgo. Leave it there. Monday's full moon in Virgo hits the refresh button on your life and puts an end to the dwelling. New opportunities pour in over the two weeks to follow and your future is looking bright! Seize the moment and promote your latest and greatest developments — and post some jaw-dropping selfies while you're at it. This is the only full moon in your sign that 2016 offers, so you might as well work that cosmic spotlight to your advantage. Fortune favours the bold! Pursue leads and invest in your own development by signing up for classes, coaching sessions, and experiences that are meant to help you grow. The next two weeks are one of the year's most auspicious periods for harvesting results from all the hard work you’ve done over the past six months. Reap those rewards because you've earned them.
Fairy tale romance is headed your way this weekend when the bright sun meets fantasy-fuelled Neptune in your relationship house. You’ll swoon for the charmers, but don't slack on that Virgo due diligence — run the background checks! Neptune is the planet of illusions while the sun is like a giant spotlight. Your love interest may have a past or a secret to reveal, one that might give you pause. If you’ve been hiding something, this is the week to fess up. It's hard to be so transparent, but you'll also feel like a huge weight is lifted off your shoulders when the conversation is through.
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Libra
Spirit guide on line one! Monday's full moon in your soulful 12th house could bring some white light insights. Have you been hanging on to a situation to your own detriment? Let. It. Go. Even creating some breathing room would be a good idea if you aren't ready to declare it done and dusted. Hard as it is to take a break, that might be the only way to regain your sanity and serenity. It's time to stop making so many sacrifices and to turn the attention back to your own well-being, Libra. If you don't stop dwelling, you could literally zap your energy reserves and lower your immunity with all that stress. Book a massage or a therapy session, maybe both, before the workweek is through. You deserve some pampering!
Weekend detox anyone? With the sun and Neptune aligned in your health sector this Sunday, it’s time to give your body some premium fuel rather than endless sugar rushes. Since Neptune is the god of the seas, hydration is the word! Chug fresh water with alkalising lemon slices, and take a little pause from inflammation producing coffee, Champagne, and tequila. Stress could also be tying your stomach in knots. If you’ve taken on too much at work, pause to get organised this weekend. Consider pairing up on a project or outsourcing segments of it instead of flying solo. Maybe it's just a matter of creative project management. Neptune rules helpful people and you could meet a mentor or coach who helps you get back to the top of your game.
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Scorpio
Ditch the dark glasses, Scorpio. Monday's full moon in your social networking zone sends your popularity to the moon. Your mystique is enchanting, but how about letting people get to know the person they're so captivated by? (Um, we're talking about you.) If you've been hovering on the periphery of a group, these moonbeams could inspire you to finally become a legit member. If you have a digital venture to launch — or start developing — Monday is your day to geek out. A collaboration could hit a high note over the next two weeks, so put that bubbly on ice. But consider your next move carefully. If you’ve outgrown this group, it may be time to pull a Beyoncé and bid a nostalgic farewell to your Destiny’s Child.
This weekend you'll drift into a romantic haze as the sun and Neptune sync up in your passionate fifth house. Blinded by love? Yeah, you could fall squarely into that trap, as Neptune is the master of illusion. Before you start picking out rings or journaling baby names, make sure you aren't projecting fantasies onto the person on the pillow next to yours. Smitten though you may be now, inevitably you'll get a glimpse of this person's bad day traits. Everyone has a "for worse," Scorpio, so don't freak out. The question is: Are these qualities you can actually deal with? Try to enjoy the moment without falling into the future-tripping trap. In a relationship? Infuse your bond with more playtime and cultural exploration. Pause the Netflix cue, make a dinner reservation, and pick up a pair of tickets to a live show.
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Sagittarius
Monday's full moon in Virgo brings major momentum for your career. You've been a no joke hustler for the past six months, Sagittarius. Know that you've earned the prestige and recognition coming your way. This could manifest as a leadership position or even a new executive opportunity. If you've been the rare, drifting Archer, this full moon could make you goal obsessed again. Want to really get ahead? Set aside your stubborn independence and make nice with the movers and shakers. Having powerful professional allies in your corner will help you climb the ladder at lightning speed in 2016.
Does the house of Sagittarius feel like a sanctuary — or just some pit stop where you dump your suitcase between jaunts? The nesting bug hits this weekend when the sun and enchanted Neptune align in your domestic fourth house. Make sure you have adequate privacy, fix that funky drain so you can actually use your bathtub, and set up a meditation and journaling area for yourself. Want to give your décor a do-over? Think: boho chic with a sacred edge. A couple of colourful embroidered throw pillows and a hunk of amethyst can bring a room to life. Put up boundaries with a family member or close friend who has grown a little too accustomed to leaning on you. It's one thing to be compassionate, but this is getting kind of codependent. So draining!
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Capricorn
Passport, please! Monday's full moon in Virgo activates your wanderlust. Wide open vistas, natural settings, soulful yoga retreats? Yes, yes, and YES! Surf around for supersaver deals or set up a special savings account for travel that you'll take later this year. A long-distance opportunity could arrive within two weeks of this full moon. Cast a wider net at work, too. Paris in the springtime could bring the bonus of a fateful business connection or love affair. Oui, Capricorn. Oui! This full moon is like truth serum and it could bring some white light insights. Loose lips may sink ships, but you’re willing to let it all go down like the Titanic if it means speaking from the heart. Keep it real, Capricorn, and let the chips fall where they may.
This weekend, shield your field when you're out socialising. With the sun and master-of-illusions Neptune connecting in your communication house, you could get taken for a ride by a charming huckster. Appearances can be deceiving, so look beyond the labels and swagger to see what people's legit experience and values are. And while you adore your loyal squad, someone in the ranks may be zapping too much of your time. Locking into BFF mode can be limiting. Clear some whitespace in your calendar for other friends — ones who may be feeling a tad neglected. A creative collaboration could emerge with one of these familiar faces. Partner up!
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Aquarius
Monday's full moon in Virgo hits you right in the feel zone. You thought you were so cool and unaffected by a situation, and then suddenly, boom! Don't fight the current of the emotion ocean, Aquarius, ride the waves instead. Letting people get to you is not a sign of weakness or defeat. Quite the contrary — your vulnerability is what makes you accessible. Chemistry that’s been bubbling for a while could erupt into a sultry soiree between the sheets — one that feels as soulful as it is sexy. If you’ve been on the fence about your love interest, the two weeks that follow this full moon will be clarifying. No room for grey (besides the Fifty Shades variety). Decide: are you in or are you out?
This weekend, keep a tight reign over your spending. A money misunderstanding could ruffle your feathers as the sun and elusive Neptune align in your finance zone. You thought you paid that bill or saved up enough for the rent check, but your bank account may tell a different story. Deep breaths: You can work out a payment plan, this doesn’t have to spell disaster. You could also drum up some extra cash with your creative talents or by supporting an entrepreneurial friend with a weekend shift.
Illustrated by John Lisle.Photographed by Christine Hahn.
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