It seems like Beyoncé has been pregnant forever, walking around looking like the most perfect gestating human that ever lived, all glowy and glorious. The internet has been on Twin Watch and the amateur detectives of Twitter think Bey and Jay Z's twins may have arrived... or have they? Let's look at the evidence.
A woman was seen entering UCLA Medical Centre with two balloons — one welcoming a boy and the other, a girl — and flowers that had a card addressed to "B + J." The woman is seen talking on a cell phone and wearing dark sunglasses, which ups the "secretive celeb" look.
Wow! Did Beyoncé have a boy and a girl? A woman was seen carrying pink & blue balloons into UCLA Medical on Friday with a card for "B + J"! pic.twitter.com/PlSAK2s5Dt
— THE BEYHIVÉ (@TheBeyHiveTeam) June 17, 2017
With that, and a not-so-official announcement from publications like People, the internet was off and running with hilarious takes on what Bey must have looked like after giving birth, what the twins probably thought when they exited Queen B's body, and how the hospital staff must have been feeling following the delivery.
"How I picture # Beyonce walking out of the delivery room right after popping out twins!" one person wrote. Of course, it was like royalty. Bow down, indeed.
How I picture #Beyonce walking out of the delivery room right after popping out twins! 😂 pic.twitter.com/gW6gwTz7zU
— Mack (@MACKONTHERADIO) June 18, 2017
*Beyoncé gives birth to the twins*
— Beyoncé (@HiveUpdate) June 18, 2017
Nurse: here are your babies, Bey!
The twins: pic.twitter.com/8XgkGrJn5r
When Beyoncé's twins realise who they came out of: pic.twitter.com/rQfTyJhYIF
— 🌻🍁 (@lifeof__) June 18, 2017
This is probably how the hospital staff that helped #Beyonce give birth to the twins are feelin right now pic.twitter.com/oknSmqhPGO
— Grey Zayn (@zayn_grey) June 18, 2017
Some people are putting their excitement on hold until the official announcement comes from Beyoncé and Jay Z themselves. The couple is known for liking their privacy — and who wouldn't at a time like this? When Bey gave birth to Blue Ivy in 2012, it was rumoured that the couple rented out the entire floor of the hospital to ensure privacy. (The hospital denied the claim.)
Either way, people want cold, hard evidence before celebrated. You know, pics or it didn't happen. The Judge Judy gifs, though, make the wait for an announcement from Bey and Jay a whole lot easier.
Beyonce. I know you're in recovery, but where are the pics? We've been pregnant with you for too long pic.twitter.com/ReiG1mukjl
— b.b (@Benoo_Brown) June 18, 2017
If the twins really are here, it's a very sweet Father's Day present for Jay-Z, who recently announced he would be donating money to help bail fathers out of jail. It's admirable that he is thinking of all the dads who can't be around for their kids this weekend, even as he was on the brink of becoming a dad again himself.
when you're happy that Beyonce gave birth but you know we aint seeing those twins til 2024 pic.twitter.com/tpVeZxGqjC
— Zannie (@zanisdabomb) June 18, 2017
everybody: the twins are here.
— destiny's grandchild (@dstnysgranchild) June 18, 2017
me: I'll wait for Beyoncé to tell us FROM HER OWN MOUTH about Houston & Brooklyn. pic.twitter.com/eymGZMpyEO
Media: "Beyonce and Jay Z have officially welcomed twins, according to multiple reports"
— Eniafé Momodu 🐝 (@EniafeMomodu) June 18, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/g30FHTmWv7
What a wonderful way for Beyoncé and Jay Z to celebrate father's day by welcoming their twins. #HappyFathersDay Jay pic.twitter.com/bwFGBC9WMN
— Mel 🇭🇹 (@MellyMel320) June 18, 2017
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