I remember exactly where I was on my 19th birthday: teaching summer school to rising first-graders, in a room with no AC, just box fans. Which is to say, pretty much the opposite of how Kylie Jenner commemorated her big day. Or should I say big month?
I, along with the rest of Kylie's millions of followers, got a front-row seat to the celebrations, thanks to Snapchat and Instagram. And let me just say, it was a far cry from my day spent corralling 6-year-olds. In true Jenner-Kardashian fashion, Kylie spared no expense. The birthday girl has been in full-on party mode for the past few weeks, with everything from new puppies to new cars to mark the occasion.
So how much does a 19th birthday cost when you're a Jenner? Click through to see what we've tallied up for just some of Kylie's amazing birthday presents. Just one question: What the heck is she going to do to celebrate turning 21?
Land Rover SVAutobiography
Cost: $199,495
Kylie started the holiday by gifting herself with a new car, estimated to be worth nearly $200,000. Kind of like how I treat myself at Sephora when I stop by to grab my self-birthday gift...but times 10,000.
Photo: Via @KylizzeSnapchats.
2017 Mercedes Maybach
Cost: $191,300
But really, why stop with one car when you can have two? Tyga gave Kylie a second car, a 2017 Mercedes Maybach valued just a few grand below her one-of-a-kind Land Rover.
Castle Bounce House
Cost: $75 a day
Shopify sent the self-proclaimed "King Kylie" a castle of her own. If you want one, L.A.-based Magic Jump Rentals offers them for $75 a day, $15 delivery fee not included. At that cost, sure, plenty of birthday girls can afford to be king.
Photo: Via @KylizzeSnapchats.
Kylie Cosmetics Birthday Collection Bundle
Co st: $195
What's a 19th birthday without limited-edition, gold-flecked makeup? The whole set was offered as a bundle on Kylie's website for $195 — and promptly sold out.
Photo: Via @kylieJenner.
Alexander Wang Outfit
Cost: $1,000+
Okay, we really have no idea what Alexander Wang sent Kylie (with a handwritten note!), but, given the price tag of his ready-to-wear, and the fact that there are three boxes, we guess its value is easily in the quadruple digits.
Photo: Via @KylizzeSnapchats.
Custom Geotag Filter
Cost: Less Than $10 A Day
A custom Snapchat filter might, surprisingly, be the easiest thing for the rest of us to snap up. You can create a custom Snapchat filter, for up to 50,000 square feet, for less than $10 a day. Of course, that doesn't include the cost of a custom design (though Snapchat offers templates for free) — or roaming data for your phone if you happen to be celebrating in Turks and Caicos.
Private Yacht In Turks & Caicos
Cost: $4,000/Day
This, of course, is where Kylie celebrated her actual birthday on August 10. While we don't know where Kylie's chartered boat came from, one yacht company we spoke with told us its rates start at $4,000 for an all-day rental. Practically a steal, when you consider that includes lunch.
Photo: via @justinesky.
Surprise Fireworks
Cost: $2,000-$7,000 A Show
Kylie capped off her birthday celebration with a surprise fireworks show courtesy of her sister, Kendall. While we've never purchased a fireworks show of our own, once again we had to do a little internet research to figure out what a private show would cost. According to one Fox Business report from a few Independence Days back, smaller shows typically run anywhere from $2,000-$7,000.
Photo: Via Kylie Jenner/Snapchat.
Happy & Having Fun
Cost: Priceless
Of course, there are some things you can't put a price tag on. Like the feeling you get when the latest Snapchat filter makes your skin look perfectly highlighted no matter where you are.
Now, the only question is: How is Kylie going to top this next year?
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