If there's one thing you can rely on Victoria Beckham for, it's to give a good quote. This is a woman who accidentally spilled that she calls her husband "Golden Balls " on national television, much to the amusement of Sir Michael Parkinson. From her days as sassy Posh Spice, through her evolution to a refined fashion designer, her look might have changed (goodbye cleavage) but her proclivity to come out with a hilarious one-liner hasn't. Here are a few of our favourites.
"My first record was something by Bucks Fizz. I used to think they were wicked. My mum even made me one of those skirts."
On having a family (pre-meeting David)
"I’d have to have a househusband because I can’t cook, I don’t even know how to work a washing machine, I don’t know how to do anything domesticated, so I’d need a house husband that could do all that. I’ll go out, go to work, go and earn the money, and he can be at home with the kids, cooking the dinner."
"For a long time there, I was a bit of a laughing stock. And while everybody was busy laughing, what was I doing? I was laying the foundation to what I have in place now.”
"The most popular thing I make in my kitchen is a mango carved into a hedgehog. I do that and the kids tell everyone I’m an amazing cook."
"I used to hate PE and netball and all that kind of thing. I used to get my mum to write me a note every other day to say ‘Victoria can’t do PE today because she sprained her ankle’ and all this other rubbish. Half of it was because I didn’t want to get in the showers afterwards and mess my hair up."
"I want to be as famous as Persil Automatic."
"I would definitely spit in people’s food if I worked in a restaurant."
"I gave up worrying what the Daily Mail said some time ago."
"I think they think I’m a miserable cow in high heels and I just go down Bond Street all the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with that."
"He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe."
"I can’t remember lines."
"When I’m lying in bed I think about the next collection. That makes me sound insane, doesn’t it? That I’m getting into bed with David Beckham and thinking about clothes."
On calling her first son Brooklyn
"Look we did it in Denmark if you really want to know."
"I don’t want to be seen smiling, having fun, or eating. Perish the thought."
"I don’t know too much about baseball they wear tight trousers. One member of the team wears a weird mask like what I saw in the sex shop."
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