Yesterday James Corden picked his kids up from school and the Internet got down on its knees, pulled its hair out and wailed 'I love you'.
Sorry, beg your pardon, we mean Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan all filed into the back of James Corden’s four-wheel drive for the latest episode of Carpool Karaoke. Yes, they’re very, very cute, but that’s not all carpool has to offer guys. Here’s the double-starry A-listers who buckled up and drove away with our hearts (and ear drums) that aren't 1D. Air piano at the ready...
Mariah raised the fabulous levels from 0-100 real quick
One fingerless leather glove, one ill-fitting blue biker jacket and about eight number one hits later and you have Mariah fucking-fabulous Carey's Carpool Karaoke. Her trills basically gave us whiplash, her English accent is bizarre and her improv MC-ing was a highlight.
The one with A$AP pretty-skin Rocky (oh, and Rod Stewart but whatevs…)
Did we mention that A$AP and his face are in it? Plus, A$AP is in the video too.
Jennifer Hudson sang Corden's Drive-Thru order
Jen, we didn't know how much we loved you until this aired. Not only did she reveal herself to be a better rapper than Iggy Azalea (hem hem), her pipes are officially the best tuned in the industry. When she sang James' Astro-burger order, adding 'don't forget my diet coke' we tried to download the single. Queen.
Justin was just Justin
After Bieber explained what "swag" meant, they swapped outfits, then bae did a Rubik's cube in two minutes, confessed to never wearing the same pair of Calvin Klein boxers twice and texted a girl.
Justin, round 2
Post Purpose, we've all converted to Belieberism so obviously every single track on this tape is an absolute banger. We did learn some new tidbits for our diary however:
1. One of Bieber’s favourite movies is The Notebook, and it’s made him cry. (“I’m an emotional guy.”)
2. Alanis Morissette's Ironic is his go-to slow jam.
3. He's never been fitter.
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