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31 Poems That Movies Kinda Ruined Forever

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Right now, you're probably thinking of your favourite poem. Maybe it's a Maya Angelou piece you studied in school. Maybe it's a Dr. Seuss rhyme you've loved since childhood. Maybe it's something you stumbled upon in a film and you're not 100% sure who wrote it, but it might be Ryan Gosling.

Hey, it happens. Hollywood's tendency to work poems into movies has given us all a crash course on everyone, from Wordsworth and Whitman. Now, we're like Cher Horowitz in Clueless, schooling people on Shakespeare, all thanks to watching a Mel Gibson movie. A few viewings of The Dead Poets Society or Interstellar and suddenly, we're experts on iambic pentameter.

That's not necessarily a bad thing, so long as everyone remembers not to confuse Cameron Diaz with e.e. cummings.

Behold, 31 famous poems that made it into movies.

The Poem: "Ode: Intimations of Immortality from Recollections of Early Childhood" by William Wordsworth

The Film: Splendor in the Grass (1961)

The title of this Natalie Wood/Warren Beatty classic refers to a line in Wordsworth's famous poem.

Video: Courtesy of Warner Bros.

The Poem: "The Hollow Men" by T. S. Eliot

The Film: Apocalypse Now (1979)

Marlon Brando's Colonel Kurtz reads from this oft-quoted poem, famous for the line "This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but a whimper."

Video: Courtesy of United Artists.

The Poem: America a Prophecy by William Blake

The Film: Blade Runner (1982)

This Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer) quote was inspired by a similar line in Blake's 1793 book of verse.

Video: Courtesy of Warner Bros.

The Poem: "Ample Make This Bed" by Emily Dickinson

The Film: Sophie's Choice(1982)

Stingo (Peter MacNicol) mourns his friends by turning to poetry.

Video: Courtesy of Universal Pictures.

The Poem: "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost

The Film: The Outsiders(1983)

The Francis Ford Coppola film stayed true to S. E. Hinton's book by including the scene in which Ponyboy (C. Thomas Howell) tells Johnny (Ralph Macchio) about the Frost poem.

Video: Courtesy of Warner Brothers.

The Poem: "O Captain! My Captain!" by Walt Whitman

The Film: Dead Poets Society (1989)

This Whitman tribute was so powerful that some filmgoers may suspect that Robin Williams wrote Leaves of Grass.

Video: Courtesy of Buena Vista Pictures.

The Poem: "Spring Morning" by A. A. Milne

The Film: Kindergarten Cop (1990)

Contrary to popular belief, being read poetry by Ahnuld can be quite soothing.

Video: Courtesy of Universal Pictures.

The Poem: "The Dead Woman" by Pablo Neruda

The Film: Truly, Madly, Deeply (1990)

Another reason to adore the late, great Alan Rickman: This scene in which he (playing Juliet Stevenson's dead boyfriend) recites Neruda's work in the original Spanish.

Video: Courtesy of The Samuel Goldwyn Company.

The Poem: "The Silence" by Thomas Hood

The Film: The Piano (1993)

The film ends with Holly Hunter's mute character connecting this poem to the loss of her beloved piano.

Video: Courtesy of Miramax.

The Poem: "Wynken, Blynken, and Nod" by Eugene Field

The Film: Dennis the Menace (1993)

Field's beloved children's poem got a shoutout in this scene, starring Joan Plowright and Mason Gamble.

Video: Courtesy of Warner Bros.

The Poem: "Funeral Blues" by W. H. Auden

The Film: Four Weddings and a Funeral(1994)

This mournful work is best read aloud in a thick Scottish burr.

Video: Courtesy of Gramercy Pictures.

The Poem: "As I Walked Out One Evening" by W. H. Auden

The Film: Before Sunrise (1995)

Oh, to be young, blessed with a few hours to kill in Vienna, and besotted with a scruffy American who can quote Auden.

Video: Courtesy of Columbia Pictures.

The Poem: "Sonnet 116" by William Shakespeare

The Film: Sense and Sensibility (1995)

Shakespeare's sonnets get a lot of love in this Jane Austen adaptation.

Video: Courtesy of Columbia Pictures.

The Poem: "Self-Pity" by D. H. Lawrence

The Film: G.I. Jane (1997)

Because "this is the world's tiniest violin and it's playing for you" just doesn't sound as sophisticated.

Video: Courtesy of Buena Vista Pictures.

The Poem: "Epitaph on an Infant" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Film: Finding Forrester(2000)

We humbly request that in our next life, we're able to fire off verses Jamal-style, without sounding like an asshole.

Video: Courtesy of Columbia Pictures.

The Poem: "The Stolen Child" by William Butler Yeats

The Film: A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Good news! Yeats will still be quoted in the future. Yes, that's Robin Williams speaking.

Video: Courtesy of DreamWorks.

The Poem: "To Autumn" by John Keats

The Film: Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

"Ah, fuck me, I love Keats." True that.

Video: Courtesy of Miramax Films.

The Poem: "The Tyger" by William Blake

The Film: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)

Further proof that Hollywood loves a good poem-as-eulogy scene. P.S. Not sure if "The Tyger" is necessarily the best choice when the dearly departed was killed by a big cat.

Video: Courtesy of THINKFilm.

The Poem: "The Earth Turned to Bring Us Closer" by Eugenio Montejo

The Film: 21 Grams (2003)

That one time name-dropping a Venezuelan worked in Sean Penn's favour.

Video: Courtesy of Focus Features.

The Poem: "Annabel Lee" by Edgar Allan Poe

The Film: Holes (2003)

Kissin' Kate Barlow (Patricia Arquette) and Sam the Onion Man bonded over poetry in this Shia LaBeouf favourite.

Video: Courtesy of Buena Vista Distribution.

The Poem: "Eloisa to Abelard" by Alexander Pope

The Film: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

The title of this Jim Carrey/Kate Winslet film is a quote from Pope's 1717 tribute to one of history's most tortured romances.

Video: Courtesy of Focus Features.

The Poem: "L'Albatros" by Charles Baudelaire

The Film: A Very Long Engagement(2004)

When you're trying to get the deets on your guy and your friend won't quit it with the bird poetry.

Video: Courtesy of Warner Bros. Independent Pictures.

The Poem: "Song of the Open Road" by Walt Whitman

The Film: The Notebook (2004)

Ryan Gosling reciting poetry? We're dead.

Video: Courtesy of New Line Cinema.

The Poem: "[i carry your heart with me (i carry it in]" by e. e. cummings

The Film: In Her Shoes (2005)

Cameron Diaz's character, Maggie, recites this to A. show off her improved reading skills, and B. pay tribute to her sister Rose (Toni Colette).

Video: Courtesy of 20th Century Fox.

The Poem: "Brown Penny" by William Butler Yeats

The Film: Must Love Dogs (2005)

Not the most exciting of party tricks, but still impressive.

Video: Courtesy of Warner Bros.

The Poem: "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" by Robert Frost

The Film: Death Proof (2007)

Ah, the lengths to which Stuntman Mike (Kurt Russell) will go just to get a lap dance. Probably not what Robert Frost had in mind, though.

Video: Courtesy of Dimension Films.

The Poem: "I Go Back To May 1937" by Sharon Olds

The Film: Into the Wild (2007)

The ultimate expression of feeling betrayed by your parents is a fitting choice for this film about suburban angst and the desire to reject it all.

Video: Courtesy of Paramount Vantage.

The Poem: "The Charge of the Light Brigade" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson

The Film: The Blind Side (2009)

Um, pretty sure Alfred, Lord Tennyson was not writing about college football.

Video: Courtesy of Warner Bros.

The Poem: "Immortal Beloved" by Ludwig Van Beethoven

The Film: Sex and the City(2008)

Technically, this was a love letter and not a poem, but hey, it rhymes. It also inspired countless SATC fans to buy this book.

Video: Courtesy of Warner Bros.

The Poem: "Ulysses" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson

The Film: Skyfall(2012)

Not sure if quoting Tennyson will work with the HR department at your office, but it's worth a try.

Video: Courtesy of MGM/Columbia Pictures.

The Poem: "Do not go gentle into that good night" by Dylan Thomas

The Film: Interstellar(2014)

Did Dylan Thomas really deserve to be immortalised in a Matthew McConaughey film?

Video: Courtesy of Paramount Pictures.

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